JGONZO (mymazeltov) wrote in anti_hilaryduff,

Hilary Duff's Material Girls voted Worst Movie of All Time

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Material Girls has been voted the worst movie of all time on imdb.com's bottom 100 list after only six days of release.

Girls stars the Duff sisters: Hilary and Haylie as two wealthy sisters who are given a wake-up call when a scandal and ensuing investigation strip them of their wealth. As of press time, the film is getting a 1.6 rating with 814 votes.

The last few months have turned out some rotten movies: Zoom, Little Man, Date Movie, Doogal and more. Will 2006 become known as the worst movie year of all time?

If this brief article bored you then you may wanna check out the Material Girls IMDB page.
A review (long so I cut it):
reviewed by Sam Osborn

rating: 1 out of 4
There's a moment in Material Girls when the infinitely wise and humble lawyer at the Free Legal Clinic bears down on the equally infinite stupidity of Ava Marchetta (Haylie Duff) and coolly snarls, "you're all frosting, without the cupcake." Granted, this one-liner is of no great wit or intelligence it does hold a kind of all-encompassing truth about Material Girls. Except, in saying Material Girls has as much density as a cupcake's frosting is probably giving the film a world of credit it has no business deserving.

The gimmick of Material Girls is in the Duff sisters. Whatever film photographed behind them on the film's posters is immaterial. For all we care, this could be Hong Kong Kung Fu Fury, just as long as it stars the Duff sisters. So in the same way people go to see Snakes on a Plane just to see some actual snakes on an actual plane, people will go see Material Girls only to watch they're adolescent idols bouncing and hopping and giggling about in front of the camera. The quality of the film behind them is irrelevant; just a prettily painted canvas for a blonde hullabaloo. But for all those parents goaded into bringing their ten-year old daughter, I suppose a synopsis is appropriate. Ava and Tanzie Marchetta (Haylie and Hilary Duff) are the faces of Marchetta Facial Products. They're glistening socialites in the vane world inhabited in reality by Paris Hilton and her partying cohorts–minus the sex tapes. They're father, Victor Marchetta, passed away two years earlier and the company will soon be left in the girls' hands. But when a cut-rate newscaster breaks a scandal on Marchetta products causing cancer, the girls' stock plummets and they're left, gasp, without their credit cards. The girls must unite and disprove the accusations in order to save the image of their father. In the process of course, Ava and Tanzie must learn humility and sincerity through the conduit of their loss of funds and fortune.

Director Martha Coolidge stumbles in her approach to the material. The film's intention bounces between parody and sentimentality. Sometimes it strives to ooze sympathy for its ditzy protagonists and rolls out the morals by the bushel. But other times, Coolidge ravages her characters with a volley of farcical gags. There's a happy middle-ground between the two intentions that a better director would likely find: where the believably clueless socialites learn to interact with the similarly convincing world of middle-class American society. But Coolidge veers more towards the feel of a sitcom, sans laugh-track. Without it, the jokes fall flat. Neither of the Duffs have a sense of comic timing and the screenplay doesn't bother with helping them along. Material Girls is so woefully unfunny that not even the heaps of twelve-year girls could be heard laughing.

Just before the film started, I mistimed my restroom break and admittedly missed the opening minute or two of the movie. I asked my girlfriend, who'd been kind enough to sit through its entirety, what I'd missed afterwards in that opening minute. She explained it to me and I felt a deep sympathy for her. She was subjected to two more minutes of Material Girls, and the thought of any more torture was physically painful to me. That's essentially the effect Material Girls has: it is physically painful to endure. "

Oh. My. God. (fake but funny)

(from here) hillary dufe is so awesome!!!!! all her movies r so kulw! when im 16 i wanna b jus lyk her!!! n shez rly preyt! when she kisz chad mikal murey in a cineals story i wuz so jealous cuz hes hot but she totalie dureaseved hiM!!! pluz i luv hwo shez always in sukch KULW movise!!! lyk cindeala story!!!! n rays ur voice n lyze mguier wur SOOOOOOOO kulw!!!!! isnt she so kulw!?!
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